Speedos -- oh no!

I stepped into a German hotel elevator with two 30-something American guys who had just arrived in Frankfurt on business. One said he was going to hit the hotel gym and the other planned to swim laps in the pool. The gym guy jokingly asked the pool guy if he was going to swim American style or wear a Speedo. Even though both men were quite fit I just couldn't hold my tongue, and I turned to the would-be swimmer, and with a smile, I said, "No Speedos".

Moments later the elevator stopped and the door opened to reveal a woman wrapped in a white bathrobe. Beside her stood a man with a small Speedo peeking out from under his large beer belly.

I quickly glanced toward the two fitness guys and we all burst out laughing! Luckily for me, we'd stopped at my floor so I was able to make a speedy exit.

Moral of story: boys over the age of five shouldn't wear Speedos.

No photos. (They would have been censored anyway.)